my now daily breakfast routine...I didn't really want toast anyway....
Get the kettle, lift the cat out the sink, turn the tap on, lift the cat out the sink, fill the kettle, turn tap off and lift cat out of sink, dry cat.
Open the curboard, reach for cup, lift the cat out the cuboard, get cup, lift cat out cuboard again and close door.
Open other cuboard, reach for coffee, lift cat out the cuboard, reach for coffee again, put coffee on worktop, lift cat out cuboard again and reach for sugar
Put sugar and coffee in cup, clean up worktop cause cat put her paws in sugar dish, put cat on floor, put lid back on sugar, chase cat for lid off coffee jar, reach for cuboard to put coffee and sugar away, lift cat out cuboard, put stuff away, lift cat out again and close door
While kettle is boiling put some toast in toaster, chase cat and get back the slice of bread she stole, ugh butter is in the fridge, open fridge!! remove cat, reach for butter, remove cat again and close door.
Attempt to butter toast while cat sticks nose in butter tub, reach for fridge, put butter away, remove cat from fridge and close door. Turn back to toast to find cat licking butter from toast!!
Pour hot water in coffee cup, give cat toast and collapse knackered on couch.
_________________ How does a cat get its own way?......... With Friendly purrrrrrsuasion.
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