Hi
am a saddo remote worker and have few ppl to exchange friday funnies with so here is one for you guys:

An elderly man in Northern Mississippi had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

Groan.......

whad da ya mean "groan"?
It's hilarious!

Well, I nearly fell of my chair laughing, but my brain is quite tiny . .

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Heidi

hehehehe!

Here is one from my teaching days: A teacher had a little boy in her class that couldn't pronounce the letter "R". She wrote a sentence hoping to help him----Robert gave Richard a Rap in the Ribs for Roasting the Rabbit so Rare. The student went home to practice and the next day came to class all excited. "I can say it now, Teacher". "Bob gave Dick a poke in the side for not cooking the bunny enough"!!!!!!

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Buddy's Mama