A Message To Our Pets

tracyd · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:31 am

LMAO!! How true...especially these bits (in my house, at least!):

"Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance / supervision is not mandatory. " The one good thing about my job is that I can go for a pee in solitude and not have a cat sitting on the sink staring at me. :shock:

"Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible." Does anyone else have a magic bed like I do that renders a house cat panther-sized when they get in? Yet another winter I'm curled in a tiny corner of the bed, without enough covers to keep the chill off my behind.

In my letter, I think I'll add:
"I do not place decorative pillows on the couch so that you can re-arrange them and make a fort to crawl inside of and take naps. They are called decorative for a reason."

"I do not enter the kitchen solely to fetch you a tuna flake treat. Slaves have to eat, too. Following me into the kitchen and getting under my feet and meowing will not change this."

"I will not cease my nightly ritual of washing my face and brushing my teeth before bed just to comb you. My hygiene is important too, wait your turn."

bundles of bengals · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:47 am

Rhiannon · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:01 am

AnnC · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:30 am

Those 3 apply very well for me...

"For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance / supervision is not mandatory."
Onyx HAS to come to the bathroom when I'm in it :roll:

(usually he sits behind me on the flushing tank, once he even flushed the toilets while I was sitting on it :shock:

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"The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cats butt. I cannot stress this enough!"
Unhappily they will ALWAYS have licked themselves any time of the day before you kiss them :lol:

"Books, plants and shoes are not other pets. Thy will not fight back regardless of how many times you try"
Every evening, I align my shoes... every morning, they're all over the place... :roll:

Hobbit · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:32 pm

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