Ladies and Gents, do you all know what I mean when I say "cat law?" I will explain cat law in my home:

1. spots on the floor are evil and must be patrolled daily and put in their place.
2. Tacs or light switches on the wall must be swatted at daily
3. If at ANYTIME someone sets a bottle cap on a flat surface (the higher the better), it must be knocked off.
4. Things that dangle must be punished

A cat law is usually just a quirk that seems to make little sense but is strictly and uniformly enforced. Let's hear or see yours...

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Best Wishes,
Joe and Rasputin
MN, USA
joseph.tilseth@gmail.com

Humans must be accompanied at all times.

Empty cardboard boxes must be retained for at least a fortnight to be used as a feline fort.

Sinks are for playing in, not for doing dishes.

Regular bin raids will take place.

All tassles must be destroyed.

Children are NOT allowed posters - these must be torn to ribbons and the notice board underneath used for claw sharpening.

Adopt an element of surprise in everything you do.

Bottom cleaning should be restricted to the dining table.

We have quit a few of these around this house:

1) If you are on your laptop I must walk across its surface over and over until you pay attention to me, then I run away
2) I will hunt you anytime I see you walk past a wall where I cannot see you
3) If you have a drink with a straw in it, I must have it and will knock over your drink if I have to, or go to any lengths to get it in my mouth
4) If you have a blanket on you lap I must attempt to jump up on your lap underneath it
5) You are feeding me my wet food, I must be on the counter eating it while you attempt to put it in my dish
6) I hear the hamster, must go on patrol and make sure they don't get out. If they do I will punish them

Oh and the list goes on and on..

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Stephanie, Aleya & Finnegan

1) We have to check everything you eat and everything you drink. If we like it, you must share.
2) If you wake up in the middle of the night, you have to pet us, you have to pet us A LOT.
3) Everything is our toys, if it is not our toy, see the first part of the rule
4) All people come to play with us and not to talk to you.
5) Closed doors are forbidden.
6) We like to sleep in the middle of the bed. You have to find place for yourself.
7) Whatever you are doing, make sure that we have space to sit and watch.
8) If to summarize: you are here to serve us :)

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Proud servant of Ramses and Djoser

Mine have been conditioning me for three years now, so there are a long list of rules that I am to follow, like:

1. Gaga is only to be petted when she is on her cat tree
2. The three cats will grace me with their presence at night only if they are given bedtime treats from an approved list of treats, and they will wait right outside the doorway until they receive their bribe. If the bribe is of sufficient quantity and quality, they will then sleep on the bed.
3. When Gaga brings me a ball, I'm to pick it up and throw it within 10 seconds. Otherwise I'll be reprimanded for my shortcoming.
4. Serafina is to have at least 2 da'bird sessions a day, and the other cats will gladly join in.
5. When Serafina jumps up on my desk, that is her signal that she is to be petting and most importantly scratched under the chin. This affection is to last as long as she stays up there, and not be interrupted.
6. Serafina demands to be fed from a short list of approved foods, any new food introduced must go through an approval process

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The little monsters 3