You ARE a busy lady -- and have me beat, by a mile -- I only have one GROWN son... and 5 pet bengals (one F1 male), a foster Bengal who's been with me a while, and 4 DSH rescues... who have learned some VERY mischievious habits from my Bengals, except the "route" to the top of all doors standing open, in my home. LOL
Every "item" you mentioned on your list of Bengal destruction and "hiding" or "making a toy of" is high on MY list, as well. I would hate to admit how many times either my son or I have left the TP un-attended, to come home from work and find a BLIZZARD in the living room!
Are any of your cats theives? I have TWO !!! They like to steal things from my son's "living space" upstairs, bring them down to my bedroom and hide them under the night-stand or a bureau. Guitar picks, small tools (like allen wrenches) an occasional toothbrush (I don't quite understand their facination with my son's toothbrushes... but whenever he leaves one out (he normally hides them in a drawer) I find them in my bedroom or the living room. Or, basically anything shiny or small enough for them to carry on the stairs.
And the most laughable part -- they will steal things from my bedroom, the living room or kitchen -- and take them to my son's room, and hide them in the back of one of his guitar amplifiers!
At least we've learned their hiding places. LOL!
Welcome to the list -- there are some very nice people here -- though I don't get to drop by and "chat" as much as I used to, when I only had 4 cats! (grin)
LaVon
and the
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