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 Post subject: Buddy Likes this joke
PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:57 am 
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I thought this was a cutie---
Here goes.....An elderly man brought his sick, old and dying dog to the vet. While he was waiting for the vet his doggy died. Once in the exam room the vet gently broke the news to the man that his beloved pet was gone. The older gentleman became angry and didn't believe the vet was being truthful with him so, he asked for a second opinion. The vet went out in the hall and brought in the resident cat who took a look at the dog, meowed once, and left the room. Still the elderly man refused to believe and asked for another opinion. By this time the vet was more than frustrated but out of honor for the sad man he, the vet, again went outside and brought the house lab retriever in who sniffed, pawed, and woofed before leaving. After this time the vet presented a bill of $500. to the gentleman. "What???, he responded (very angry) Why AM I GETTING A BILL FOR $500.00?" "Well, said the vet, those are the charges for a CAT scan and Lab reports from todays visit!!!!!!!!!! :roll:

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:16 am 
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I needed a laugh today. Guess I'll have to do with a groan :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: dumb joke
PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:49 am 
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You're right----it was pretty lame :oops: From now on I will try to post uplifting jokes. Hope I didn't offend anyone :? If I did I am really SORRY :!:

Has anyone heard "How to give a Cat a Bath"? My husband read it to me and I am still laughing after 2 weeks (every time I think of it). It is not as funny as the "Pill" but comes close. I wish I had a video of my daughter giving our MC a bath; way over the top!

Let's blame it on the heat! Hugs.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:06 am 
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It was kinda funny. lol :wink:

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:20 am 
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Hi,

I liked it too :D

I'd lover to hear the story about how to bath a cat ?

I bathed our new stud boy yesterday ready for his first show this wekend. I was a bit worrieed he wouldn't like it but her was brilliant....even stepped into the show afterwards for a rinse.
The best part was wrapping him up in the towel for a cuddle.....SOOO SWEET :P

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:22 am 
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Hi,

I liked it too

I'd love to hear the story about how to bath a cat ?

I bathed our new stud boy yesterday ready for his first show this wekend. I was a bit worrieed he wouldn't like it but he was brilliant....even stepped into the shower afterwards for a rinse.
The best part was wrapping him up in the towel for a cuddle.....SOOO SWEET :P
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:28 pm 
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Oh dear. Buddy's Mama, I did find the joke funny! The sort of funny where you laugh and groan at the same time! Which is why I used these smileys :lol: :lol:
Sorry if I didn't convey that properly.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:07 pm 
How about this one?

Here is a new exercise routine suitable for any age group.
You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some so take care.
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Now that's worth a groan or two! :roll:

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:16 pm 
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I'm saying nothing! :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:20 pm 
Chicken!! The only response is a more groanworthy effort :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:45 pm 
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OK! You asked for it! :wink:


Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been
playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the
house and asked "Grandma, what is that called
when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the
other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's
called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play
with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is
not called sexual intercourse!! It's called Bunk Beds, and Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you!"


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:54 pm 
Shocking! (in so many ways...) :shock:

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:20 pm 
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One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets Saint Peter himself. Saint Peter says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know." The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Peter, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." Saint Peter stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful, fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident, and all of them go to heaven. Again, Saint Peter is there to greet them with the same offer. The mice answer, "All our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from the cat, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so that we don't have to run anymore?" Saint Peter says, "Say no more" and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates. About a week later, Saint Peter stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow. Saint Peter gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you got here?" The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are the best!"....

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:09 pm 
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Haahaa!!! :lol:


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 Post subject: jokes
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:41 pm 
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Loved them all!!!!!! I'll try and see if my hasband still has "How to Bath a Cat" on his palm-pilot. Hugs and good day to all., 8)

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