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Nicci


Austen my Angel (RiP), Armani my big blue boy and Arizona & Chewy (the babies)

Name: Jack Daniels

Age: 9 months.

Colour: Brown and spotty, perfect for camouflaging myself on a hunt! Well, not on carpets, but better than Mal's silly silver one anyway.

Size: A muscular 5kg and still growing! I hope to be the size of my human when I grow up so I can steal her food without the indignity of her pushing me off the sofa.

Motto: What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine. It is my right to sleep on my human in her bed, but how dare she try to move the blankets I worked hard to move closer to the radiator? Just because it's in front of the door...sheesh!

Housemates: I own one human and I let two others live in my house because they feed me extra sometimes. My human's a little too crafty for my starvation act, but I have trained her well to ignore her glowing picture screens when I need a head scratch. I also live with Mal who is good at playfighting and jumping, like I am, but between you and me he spends a lot more time grooming than I think is normal. But with a name like Malibu for a boy, what do you expect? But he's my brother. Himbo or not, we have to stick together to keep the humans in line.

Friends: It's not really fair to have friends when you're the head of a household, they might end up thinking they're as important as you. But Mal's a lot of fun, we can wrestle for hours and have the longest most stimulating conversations, sometimes from the opposite ends of the house. Far better than the "blah blah food blah blah" I hear from my humans.

Favourite food: My favourite dish is dust-bin pot-luck. It's when stuff in there smells really good so me and Mal team up and headbutt it till it falls over. There's a whole load of good old cheese, fish skins and bones in there. And if I'm too full to eat it I can just roll around and savour the smell...mmm.

Favourite game: I call it the look at me game. Basically you wait until the humans are busy and then you try to get attention back to you! So you sit on books, walk over keyboards and climb in their laps and put your face right up to theirs. You know you've won when they try to stroke you, but then you run away again as it's a game not a cuddle session.

Nemesis: The colony of red dots that appear in the living room every evening. I chase it all over the place, and it's fast, let me tell you. I have to climb curtains, jump over sofas and hunt it into dark corners until I'm pooped. But I always catch it in the end, not matter how tired I get. But the next day another appears! I can't find their nest so I suppose I'll have to deal with this infestation. I wish my human would clean more, maybe that would help.

Name: Obi the Bruiser

Age: 3 months

Colour: Light golden brown with dark brown and black freckles. I have a white tummy and male pink calls me snow Bengal which I’m not!!

Size: Big enough to join fight club. Not quite big enough to get on the kitchen worktops yet. (Shh first rule of fight club is no talking about fight club)

Motto: If you don’t play I bite!!! It’s da rules!

Housemates: 2 big pinks inhabit this massive box too. I get the smaller luxury condo cardboard boxes to myself.

Favourite food: Applaws pumpkin and chicken (although it makes me pumpy)

Favourite Game: Litter box fill up. See how soon after it’s refreshed I can make it messy again! Close seconds are plastic bottle top football and straw catch.

Nemesis: Bottom of stairs wall which often leaps out to bite me when I fly down the stairs.

Name: Fendi (fendi bendi, fender, fender bender, squeaky, wide-eyes, mandy the terrorist)

Age: about 5 1/2 months

Colour: brown with spots. oh yeah. i'm cool

Size: I'm told that I should pick on someone my own size... so... does that mean i'm bigger than that big brown thing?

Motto: If i'm awake; your awake.

Housemates: well theres five of us, plus on the weekends theres the one that gives the raspberrys plus grandma comes over everynight!
and that one tall girl that hangs out with the short one is over more than the people who live her

Friends: well theres the big brown one that ignores me, the small white one thats afraid of me, and the small white one that plays with me! the big brown one is over the most though. she over powers me chasing the red dot though ...

Favourite food: fancy feast kitten food... and roast beef. I try to expand my horizens but they push me away

Favourite Game: push the bottle cap till I drive oldest brother crazy, then run when he trys to lock me in shorts girls room for the night!

Nemesis: none yet

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