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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:34 am 
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Hi
please don't flame, ban or kick me for this forum joke. I am not dissin' this or any other forum. But it is too funny to resist . . . .

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

tx ;)


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:04 am 
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Not forgetting the one member who can't post because s/he's in hospital having suffered electrical burns after actually following the advice :shock:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:58 pm 
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Very good.. I had to copy this to other forums..

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:25 pm 
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

only just discovered this, LMAO, i guess i'm that one at the bottom who resurrects it :shock: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:06 pm 
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Resurrection and born again, me thinks - AUGUST! :shock: :lol:
Tis very funny though! :wink: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:37 pm 
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Senior Bengal

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It's actually "lamp" not light bulb :P

Sorry couldn't resist. lmao


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:24 pm 
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Asian Leopard Cat

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lightbulb is pefectly correct, i'll have you know :wink:

Oh, hang on, maybe it was light bulb... :twisted:

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:30 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:40 pm 
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Asian Leopard Cat

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Good one! ..lmao... :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:23 am 
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Asian Leopard Cat

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I too had to copy and repost it to another forum!


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:26 am 
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Asian Leopard Cat

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PMSL, i just noticed that the sponsored ad on this thread was for lightbulbs :lol: :lol: that tickled me!!


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:41 am 
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bundles of bengals wrote:
PMSL, i just noticed that the sponsored ad on this thread was for lightbulbs :lol: :lol: that tickled me!!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:36 pm 
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:lol:

And yet, so true... :roll:

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