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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:41 pm 
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A cat died and went to Heaven. St. Peter met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."

The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

St. Peter said, "Say no more."
Instantly, the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in
an accident and they all went to Heaven together.
St. Peter met the mice at the gates with the same offer that he made to the cat.
The mice said, "Well, we have had to run
all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."


He answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, St. Peter decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. He gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"

The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL!
I have never been so happy in my life.
The pillow is so fluffy, and those little
Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"




The innocent little kitty cat.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:34 pm 
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BRILLIANT......SOOO FUNNY

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:35 pm 
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OOOPS FOR GOT TO ADD THE SMILEY AT THE END :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:56 pm 
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HAHA! i like it :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:59 pm 
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hahaha excellent Tracey...
:lol: :lol:


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