Subject: Ear Infection ... ?
> >
> > This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why
> > you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's
> > wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a
> > Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you
> > in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced
> > this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man
> > walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk....
> >
> > The Receptionist said, Yes sir, what are you seeing the
> > Doctor For today?
> >
> > There's something wrong with my p****, he replied.
> >
> > The receptionist became irritated and said, You shouldn't
> > come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.
> >
> > Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you, he
> > said.
> >
> > The Receptionist replied; Now you've caused some
> > embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have
> > said there is something wrong with your ear or something and
> > discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.
> >
> > The man replied, You shouldn't ask people questions in a
> > room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass
> > anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and
> > then re-entered.
> >
> > The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, Yes??
> >
> > There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.
> >
> > The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he
> > had taken her advice. And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?
> >
> > I can't pee out of it, he replied.
> >
> > The waiting room erupted in laughter.
> >
> > Mess with seniors and you're going to Lose!
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