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 Post subject: Mutant moggies... =)
PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:48 am 
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I don't know if this has been posted before...but still, it's fun. :wink:

MUTANT MOGS - THE ULTIMATE CROSSBREED CATS

What you get if you cross the following breeds ….

Alaskan Snow Cat x Chinchilla
Alaskan Chill, a cat which is always cold

Bombay x Abyssinian
Bombay Abyss, the nearest that cat breeders can get to the Black Hole of Calcutta

Brazilian Shorthair x Javanese
Brazilian Java; rich roast for a fuller flavour

Burmese x German Rex
Burger, preferred feline pet of junk-food addicts

Burmese x Persian
Burper, a cat prone to indigestion

Copper x American Wirehair
Copper Wire, a cat which is an excellent conductor; often sold in twisted pairs.

Cornish Rex x Cream Longhair
Cornish Cream, a clotted cat which goes well with scones and jam

Czech Curly Cat x Sumxu
Czechsum, a favourite pet of software engineers and makers of programmable logic devices

Devon Rex x Cream Longhair
Devon Cream, another clotted cat which goes well with scones and jam

Longhair x Thai Lilac
Hair Thai, a cat with a ponytail

Maine Coon x American Wirehair
Mains Wire, the electrically powered feline

Manx x Sphinx
Minx, a mischievous little cat with no tail to tell

Persian x Selkirk Rex
Persel, a cat which washes whiter than white

Russian Blue x Ragdoll
Russian Doll, comes in many sizes and stacks neatly away

Russian Blue x Persian
Bluper, a cat which makes mistakes whenever it meows.

Scottish Fold x Australian Mist
Scotch Mist; I haven't the foggiest idea about this one.

Tonkinese x Toy Persian
Tonka Toy: It digs! It dumps!

Tuxedo Cat x Thai Lilac
Tuxedo-and-Thai, always immaculately dressed.

Vichien Mas x Chaus
Vichiaus, you wouldn't want to mix with this temperamental feline

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very funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

i like the tonka toy lol


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Bengal X British Shorthair
BenHair - An intelligent cat whom if you cross will wreak vengeance.


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