Man walkes into hospital for BCG maintenance treatment for cancer to be told "go away, no stocks of drug in world as manufacture had stopped making it". The man goes back after 4 weeks for routine check-up only to be told cancer has come back and he needs an urgent scan. Urgent means up to two weeks wait. Daugher phones hospital today to get update on when appointment is likely to be only to be told "both scanners have broke - all appointments cancelled". Phone back end of week. Only problem with this joke is it's not a joke and that man is my Dad.

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