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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:00 pm 
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,

camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,

did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled

more, had many lovers, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to

the theatre, never watched sports, had all the animals she wanted,

never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self

esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants.

THE END
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:38 am 
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Haahaahaahaaahaahaahaaa!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:48 am 
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lol :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:34 am 
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This just made my day!

Thanks! :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:15 am 
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fantastic

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:51 am 
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Hi

That may not be a fairy tale, that is probably truer than we poor attached beings would like to think.......

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:13 pm 
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:D :D :D :D :D :D

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:29 am 
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:D :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :) :D :D :D :D LOVED IT!!!! It's so true! :D :D :D :D :D :wink:

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