So Gavin said no-one looks at the Off-Topic page, and I thought I should do something about this!

In a revival of the recent Friday Funny exchange here is a little philosophical thought for you all to ponder on:



"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

Anyone got any others?



Teresa

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a great many different ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."


"Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you."

I look at all pages

Naomi

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."


"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

Ok I'll think i'll stop now

I always though that "a cat is always the wrong side of a closed door" was written with Bengals in mind.....

If you are looking for the best seat in the house, move the cat!

Dee

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery... but today is a gift, that is why it is called the present.

"One cat just leads to another."

Certainly true in my case

Oscarsaurus,

I can definately relate! Moggie Cinder, Moggie Pixel and, my now friendly, latest addition, Bengal Fantasia!

And... I'm thinking about getting another Bengal retiree in a year or so! I think they make the purr-fect, spotacular pets!

So many lovely cats to love out there - hard to limit oneself to just a couple!

Dee

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery... but today is a gift, that is why it is called the present.

We have 5 cats

Oska (our Bengal) we ended up with because Harvey (our maine coon) was a handful and needed a friend the same age. We will end up with another Bengal (and maine coon ) but not until one of the older cats has had the full happy lives

Naomi

Hi

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax... and get used to the idea.'
Robert A. Heinlein

and

'If it's not tied down, it's a cat toy.'

Elsa

"He who plays with a cat must bear its scratches."

(Hm, 2 new scratches this morning bringing it up to a total of 7, and a perforated pajama top thanks to body slam-climbing action to catch flying toy...)

Oh, and Mikesch tells me to add this one:

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."

A dog thinks:
"Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me.....They must be gods!"
A cat thinks:
"Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, me, and take good care of me..... I must be a god."

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow." --Jeff Valdez