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Buddy's Mama

I needed a laugh today. Guess I'll have to do with a groan

You're right----it was pretty lame From now on I will try to post uplifting jokes. Hope I didn't offend anyone If I did I am really SORRY

Has anyone heard "How to give a Cat a Bath"? My husband read it to me and I am still laughing after 2 weeks (every time I think of it). It is not as funny as the "Pill" but comes close. I wish I had a video of my daughter giving our MC a bath; way over the top!

Let's blame it on the heat! Hugs.

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It was kinda funny. lol

Hi,

I liked it too

I'd lover to hear the story about how to bath a cat ?

I bathed our new stud boy yesterday ready for his first show this wekend. I was a bit worrieed he wouldn't like it but her was brilliant....even stepped into the show afterwards for a rinse.
The best part was wrapping him up in the towel for a cuddle.....SOOO SWEET

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Elaine Lomax
www.wildside-bengals.com

Hi,

I liked it too

I'd love to hear the story about how to bath a cat ?

I bathed our new stud boy yesterday ready for his first show this wekend. I was a bit worrieed he wouldn't like it but he was brilliant....even stepped into the shower afterwards for a rinse.
The best part was wrapping him up in the towel for a cuddle.....SOOO SWEET
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Elaine Lomax
www.wildside-bengals.com

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Elaine Lomax
www.wildside-bengals.com

Oh dear. Buddy's Mama, I did find the joke funny! The sort of funny where you laugh and groan at the same time! Which is why I used these smileys
Sorry if I didn't convey that properly.

How about this one?

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Now that's worth a groan or two!

Teresa

I'm saying nothing!

Chicken!! The only response is a more groanworthy effort

OK! You asked for it!


Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been
playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the
house and asked "Grandma, what is that called
when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the
other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's
called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play
with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is
not called sexual intercourse!! It's called Bunk Beds, and Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you!"

Shocking! (in so many ways...)

One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets Saint Peter himself. Saint Peter says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know." The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Peter, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." Saint Peter stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful, fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident, and all of them go to heaven. Again, Saint Peter is there to greet them with the same offer. The mice answer, "All our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from the cat, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so that we don't have to run anymore?" Saint Peter says, "Say no more" and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates. About a week later, Saint Peter stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow. Saint Peter gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you got here?" The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are the best!"....

Haahaa!!!

Loved them all!!!!!! I'll try and see if my hasband still has "How to Bath a Cat" on his palm-pilot. Hugs and good day to all.,

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