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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:06 pm 
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right...sorry if this seems utterly daft...

but i've finally worked out my kitten's psychology...now, whereas she can jump perfectly easily onto the couch or the bed, she prefers to half jump, hook in her claws and then haul herself up... When dismounting from the bed she will also lie on the edge, hook in her claws and then commando roll sideways, before letting go once her feet have hit the floor...

she also chews wires...

here's my conclusion...

Eithne is a spy, sent to disable the computer systems of The Evil Empire (me)...at their two main bases (The Bed, the Sofa In The Sitting Room)...she is operating alone, a rogue agent perhaps...in high octane action sequences probably directed by the guy who did the Bourne movies...hence random leaping up walls and freerunning from the chest of draws to the bed to the wall and back again...

However, there is a traitor (her own tail) which she must frequently interrogate (pounce on and claw for moving behind her back)...and she knows she's being watched, so every time she realises she has been caught on surveilance she returns to her persona of Sweet Innocent Dapsy Kitten, purring to lull The Evil Empire into a sense of security...

When chewing frantically at the wire of the Computer System doesn't work, she resorts to attempting to disable it from the core controls...so when the system is left unwatched, the word document or skype window left open carries cryptic codes like: [[[[[[[[[[[[[[/////////////////?;;;;;;;;;;;7

Clearly that is her communicating with...someone...

Will she disable the computers in time? Will she be rendered unconscious by bouncing into a wall at high speed? Is her tail feeding information to the enemy? WHO KNOWS!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:13 pm 
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That is so funny.... i can just picture her in my head, with the theme tune from mission impossible playing in the background lol

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:19 pm 
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*grins* exactly! if i ever get enough clips on camera i want to do a trailer-style video...but seriously...the minute she knows she's being caught on camera...she starts purring, or washing herself, or saunters innocently away...

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:53 pm 
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I think you've got her sussed! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:18 pm 
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If she is able to disable the evil computer empire, she will complete her misssion - to have her mom's absolute UNDIVIDED attention, lol!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:21 pm 
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*grins* exactly!

but she does have that catlike thing that when i DO give her my undivided attention, she saunters off a lot *grins*

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:23 pm 
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:lol: :lol: Dolly's just done that. She went to where I keep the Da Bird, scratted around until it fell out of the tube onto the floor. I started to wave it around, she looked at me disdainfully and walked out :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:36 pm 
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It's in the cat manual - "Ignore you human as much as possible, they will just try harder and love you more" lol!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:51 am 
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*grins* dad's been sat laughing at me responding to her emotional blackmail! i bring her down from my half of the house to socialise her, and he thinks it's hilarious watching me falling for the "the more i ignore her the harder she'll try to win my feline affections..." routine!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:37 pm 
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thanks for the giggle hon... really cheered me up...

let me ask, when interogating her tail, does she ever deliver a good bite and then look shocked when it... hurts?


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:51 pm 
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yes...oh gods yes...and i know i shouldn't laugh but it's the savagery that she snaps at it with...she usually gives it a good lick afterwards so they make up...

but parents are getting used to hearing me going "no no NO BABY THAT'S YOUR OWN TAIL! ...are you ok?"

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:56 pm 
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BenLinz wrote:
let me ask, when interogating her tail, does she ever deliver a good bite and then look shocked when it... hurts?


:lol: :lol: Poppy does that.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:14 pm 
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i'll try and get a pic of this later...eithne's latest toy of choice? a pearl bracelet that i've had for years but doesn't fit me anymore...

such a princess moment *grins*

don't worry, keeping an eye to make sure she doesn't eat it...

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:24 pm 
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She's telling you she wants a pearl and diamond collar - perhaps a tiara also. :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:48 pm 
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yeah...i actually refused to buy a harness the other day because it had diamante studs on it...

starting to think that was a bad decision *grins*

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